Welcome To Our Katamari Fan Site

March 17, 2007

Hello?  Hello?  Is anybody there?  It's us, The King Of All Cosmos!  You remember us, right, the *Star* of that quirky game by Namco, Katamari Damacy?  Welcome to our web site.  We have established our presence on the world wide web, and the universe is a much better place for it.

Please enjoy the icons and music. We enjoy them almost as much as we enjoy ourself. Please, leave comments, and, should we be so inclinced to care, we may respond accordingly.

We were offline for a brief period because our Webmaster is an oaf. We'd like to introduce you to our webmaster, SC Oaf.  She is an important part of the site's ongoing development, since she'll be doing all of our updates. We're more important, of course, and far more beautiful, and we can do math, but she is still important, even if we don't like her; she bores us.

KoaC: Was it hard to design our site, SC?

SC: No, not really.

KoaC: It was hard for us.  All that watching you while you worked on designing the site...  It was really quite unbarably boring and tedius.  We can barely stand to talk about it.  We need a hug, but not from you.

SC: That's fine by me, because I didn't want to give you a hug.

KoaC: Infidel!  If we weren't so busy, we would roll you up in a fabulous katamari, and turn you into an obscure star that no one would ever care about.

SC: Okay...

KoaC: WAIT!  Is this it?  Is this all we have to offer our public?  A simple introductory page, some message board icons, and music.

SC: Not much is going on in the world of Katamari - .

KoaC: Honestly, we could not be piad to care.  Really, we don't blame you, we blame ourselves for believing in you.  Now, we are suffering because of it.

SC: *sighs*